Since everyone's asking...

Kinja'd!!! "Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
10/22/2015 at 22:35 • Filed to: murdersofa, miata, buick

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Here’s the Murdersofa. See? It still exists. Pretty amazing that in a year I went from daily driving a LeSabre to daily driving a Miata. My dad is dailying it right now after his oil pump chain tensioner (!!!) failed and punched a hole through the side of the block on his 2005 VW Passatt, so that’s been in the shop for roughly three weeks now. It’s weird seeing/hearing someone else drive the Buick around.

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DISCUSSION (40)


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:37

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Boosted to the max?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/22/2015 at 22:38

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B R U H


Kinja'd!!! Swayze Train GTi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:38

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Every time I hear the name Murdersofa I am reminded of William Murderface of Dethklok


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Swayze Train GTi
10/22/2015 at 22:39

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FUCKING BRUTAL


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:40

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But what about the CRX?


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:40

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Murdersofa!


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:40

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When you repaint the wheels they look much better with the center caps off.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Spaceball-Two
10/22/2015 at 22:41

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That’s off *waves hands around vaguely* somewhere. Not my car, not my cares given.

EDIT: What’s funny is my dad hates small cars, so it’s his VW Passat wagon and the (technically his) Murdersofa vs my Miata and his girlfriend’s ‘91 CRX HF


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Scary__goongala!
10/22/2015 at 22:42

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On the Miata? Personally if I keep the stock wheels I’m stripping them back to stock finish. Modifying stock wheels just screams

I want to look cool but I can’t afford to actually get good wheels so I painted my stock ones


Kinja'd!!! wbizarre - OEM fetishist > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:43

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Cool neighbors!


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:44

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Black makes even the most mundane car look sweet.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2015 at 22:44

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Proving me wrong in 3... 2... 1...


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:46

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I didn’t even know you had a Miata


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2015 at 22:47

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Not mundane but does not look sweet in black.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > wbizarre - OEM fetishist
10/22/2015 at 22:48

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That car hasn’t been started in three years. It makes me cry.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2015 at 22:49

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Mundane? Surely you mean “impossible to keep clean”, right?


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
10/22/2015 at 22:49

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It’s an improvement over the blue, though. One way to make it even better: the crusher.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sam
10/22/2015 at 22:49

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As of five days ago, I do :D


Kinja'd!!! Swayze Train GTi > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:49

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hashtag bringbackmetalocalypse


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Urambo Tauro
10/22/2015 at 22:50

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I’m going to stance it on 30” wheels and then it’ll look really dope.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:50

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In the shop? You mean he’s actually going to drop another engine in that thing? Be a good son and send that to the glue factory when he’s distracted.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 22:51

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You can find pictures of nice looking daisy wheels that owners have been able to do up. Even if you do just return them to the stock color, a different finish and leaving the caps off will look good.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Scary__goongala!
10/22/2015 at 23:02

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I really like the silver ring with the gunmetal gray. This is more or less how I intended on doing them up.

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This isn’t bad either, but I don’t know how that bronze would go with my silver car.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/22/2015 at 23:03

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He makes poor decisions. He’s put obscene amounts of money into getting the Buick’s engine repaired (but not rebuilt. Or honed. Or re-ringed. Sigh) over the years. On a car with 230,000 not-easy miles.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:04

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In other words... you?

LOL I know the feeling...


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:05

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Yeah my vote would be for something like the top picture.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:07

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Before you pass the Sof a on to its next care taker we need to have a show down (you have no idea how hard it was to resist that pun) between the Murdersofa and my SHO.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:11

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Well I’d be lying if I said every auto-expense decision I’ve made was wise.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:44

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LSD?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/22/2015 at 23:50

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I think we all know that feeling.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/22/2015 at 23:50

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The miata looks about half the size of the thesword.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/23/2015 at 08:17

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What happened to the Angry Canadian?


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
10/23/2015 at 09:25

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Traded for the Miata. Threw in $1000 on top. The seller worked with me, I asked he and another technician what problems the Miata had and they said it was “great” ignoring the enormous exhaust leak, dangerously dry-rotted / broken belts tires, and six or seven holes in the top.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/23/2015 at 09:27

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Accurate. One benefit of the smaller car I never realized ‘till now was that there is so much less space inside that the thing gets hot or cold REALLY fast.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sam
10/23/2015 at 09:27

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I have no honest idea, but I doubt it.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen
10/23/2015 at 09:28

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Says the guy with like four sets of wheels. Get some hoosiers on them, bro.


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/23/2015 at 11:46

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Put a jack under the diff to lift the rear end off the ground. Turn one tire, if the other turns the same way it has an LSD if it turns the opposite way it has an open diff.


Kinja'd!!! Sportwägen, Driver Of The Red Sportwagen > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/23/2015 at 12:09

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Nah, I have three sets of wheels (and no money...) but they all have good tires :D so not yet


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
10/23/2015 at 15:06

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my favorite thing about small cars is the effortlessness of maneuvering. You just don’t even need to think about it.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/23/2015 at 20:17

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I don’t drive the Miata. I wear it.